This week Hollywood Howard joins us. We talk about what the Chinese have secretly been up to and why Howard doesn't mind a lady with full bush.

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On this very special holiday bonus show, we're joined by our pals Kate and Mike. We talk about meeting show girls on Myspace and the proper way to plate Trader Joe's frozen perogies. 

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This week we're joined by Lucy Sunflower. We talk about posing for a risque cat rescue calendar and hypothetical gangbangs with family members. 

Lucy's links: allmylinks.com/sunflowerlucy

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This week we talk about why there's never Peurto Rican characters in movies and play a game of "looksies" with Tommy the bicurious neighbor boy. 

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This week we're joined by Ebony Mystique. We talk about getting into porn in your 30's and outdoor activities you shouldn't do with butt implants. 

Ebony's links 

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This week we're joined by Whatever Amy. We talk about how to make new friends at the video peep show and having a live-in stunt cock. 

Amy's Links: whateveramy.com

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Hollywood Howard joins us this week. We talk about the best kind of meat to make a kilt out of and Howard's new semitic line of t-shirts. 

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This week September Reign joins us. We talk about how to take good care of your coochie and why it's better to be a hoe than a side chick. 

September's links: ispyseptember.com

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This week Jenna Love joins us. We swap Ron Jeremy stories and find out Chris Rock was all wrong about the champaign room. 

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This week Boris Khaykin joins us. We talk about his amazing track record with dating apps and why having a great ass can cost you a kidney. 

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This week we talk about what Jamie Kennedy's been up to and why porn shops keep the good suff in a binder behind the counter. 

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This week we talk about all the new friends Brian made at the CVS and how to satisify a big booty woman in 5 easy steps. 

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This week Marcela Alonso joins us. We talk about the ratio of Starbucks to rub 'n' tugs in Manhattan and why you should avoid Suge Knight if you're a dom. 

All of Marcela's links: marcelasobella.com

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This week Ophira Eisenberg joins us. We talk about what apps all the psychotic people are on and why accountants are the worst audience members. 

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This week we unearth Brian's original YouTube account and take an Albanian contractor to court. 

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Hollywood Howard joins us this week. We talk about accidentally getting handjobs and the difference between crack and freebase. 

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This week Liquid Todd joins us. We talk about Brian's ability to score cocaine in under an hour anywhere in america and the highly anticipated Designing Women reboot. 

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This week we talk about our favorite incest porn backstories and how to survive a trip to Northern Ireland. 

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This week our buddy Nate joins us. We talk about coming out of the closet late in life and the gayest place in Montreal to spend Christmas. 

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This week we talk about ethically sourcing sex slaves and being famous for being famous.

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This week, Brian's brave and shaves his own nuts and Adam sees an outdoor blowjob. 

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This week our old friend Dawn joins us. We talk about Johnny Depp's sad sexy energy and how to get rid of an old racist Polack.

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Our old pal Steve joins us this week. We talk about the politics of working at theme restaurants and David Copperfield's prank on Brian.

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Hollywood Howard joins us this week. We talk about why the Declaration of Independence is really an op-ed and how Brian's Honda CRV got covered in jizz.

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This week we talk about the dark side of Mom POV and all of Brian's neat stuff!

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This week we talk about the best hotels in NYC to cruise for anonymous gay sex and the 90s pornstars that walked so OnyFans girls could run. 

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The lovely Natasha joins us this week. We talk about cleaning products that aren't safe to drink and how to get your old flame to pay for your new butt. 

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Mail-order brides, Scottish booger sugar and more!  

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This week we're joined by Hollywood Howard and Sherry The Rock Doctor. We talk about what it means to be "married alive" and which famous author's adopted daughter got fingered in Brian's backseat. 

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This week we talk about where Brian's Memorial Day plans went wrong and why his trainer was left holding the weight. 

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This week we cruise for teenagers and officialy turn our backs on Alec Baldwin.

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This week we talk about nonsexual OnlyFans content and how we're big fans of John Wayne Gacy's later works.

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This week we talk about our unique brand of hilarious comedy and what not to wear to an Atlanta Steakhouse. 

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This week we talk about how hot the babes are in Budapest and ways to sound out words when you're not good a book learnin'.

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Mario Pisano joins us this week. We talk about older than average siblings and where to find the most enthusiastic stripper in San Juan. 

Mario's Instagram: @FunnyColorsComedy

This week we talk about how much we hate summer weddings and pitch the first ever all-zombie reality show. 

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This week we do extensive gangbang world record research and find out how to offend an Irishman. 

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This week Brian's pal Mike Chiavaroli joins us. We fail a rorschach test and talk about why girth matters. 

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This week we talk about how perverted we like our justice to be and a UK listener introduces us to our new favorite condiment. 

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This week, Brian and his wife argue over meat  and we tell Americans that use British slang where they can shove it. 

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This week our buddy Howard joins us. We talk about hiring a teenage girl wrangler and the appropriate time and place for nuclear warfare.  Follow us on Twitter @hackdis69  @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about how we hate when fat celebrities lose weight and why Jarred from Subway is still alive despite being a child-fucker in prison. 

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This week our friend Natasha joins us. We talk about genetically modified pig tits and the OnlyFans lady with two vaginas. 

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This week Luisa Flutesy joins us. We talk about what CBT means to us and why you should never date a guy in a non-elevator building. 

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This week our friends Kelly and Kate join us. We declare our favorite divas and Brian opens up about identifying as a bug. 

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This week Brian hits a dear while rolling on ecstasy and mom has to find a new Rite Aid. 

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This week, ring in the new year with Brian and Adam! We talk about Brian's "second chance" at fitness and why you should always clean your coke scale between sales. 

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