This week we relive some of our favorite holiday moments. We'll be back next week if Brian isn't claimed by COVID. Merry Christmas!

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This week Hollywood Howard is with us. We talk about why Chris Hansen is our hero and what it means to be a handsome woman. 

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This week we talk about things that won't stop Brian from wanting to fuck you and the angriest meat deliver guy in all of Park Slope.

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This week we talk about Brian almost being attracted to muscle girls and Clint Eastwood's weird obsession with black guys.

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This week we talk about how full of shit everybody is, declare everyone should be canceled forever and storm out of the room and off to bed with no supper. 

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This week, Brian's friend Natasha joins us. We talk about impulsive trips to Queens strip clubs and talk market research for mother/daughter OnlyFans. 

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This week we talk about what our preferred pronouns are and crazy broads we wouldn't take advice from. 

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Hollywood Howard joins us this week. We talk about the importance of getting regular prostate exams and how taking a chance on life can sometimes cost you four inches of your cock. 

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This week Brian meets Brandon's widow and Adam gets the cold shoulder from an old friend. 

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This week we talk about who Timothy Dalton was fucking in 1995 and what not to do on OnlyFans. 

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This week we're coming to you live from Brian's new apartment. We talk about the premise of our favorite show on HGTV and why you should never trust an Albanian contractor. 

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This week we review military MREs like real army boys and read dear John letters from our best gals back home in Toledo. 

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This week we talk about our favorite patriotic words and all of the gross stuff we're going to eat on the Patreon episode. 

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This week we memorialize our old friend James Besser. We also talk about weird places Brian's aunt put TVs, why size matters and growing up white trash.  

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Hollywood Howard joins us this week. We talk about why Robbin Williams was so exhausting and give the skinny on the Fatty Arbuckle scandal, see what we did there?

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This week we talk about region-free Japanese eel porn and why moths can be expensive to get rid of. 

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This week we talk about how strip clubs on TV should be more sad and cuckolding for beginners. 

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This week we talk about little people that have normal sized children and Brian's ironic trip to Atlantic City. 

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This week we talk about Mic Jagger's acting career and why we always ask for fudge on the bottom of our sundae (if you know what I'm sayin').

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This week we talk about why 3rd world countries are so uptight about us taking their babies and the best place to be a sex tourist. 

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This week we talk about in-flight altercations and why handicapped people make the best drug mules. 

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Our buddy James joins us this week. We talk about how much to tip an oil boy at a gay strip club and why James is acting like he got hit by a tranquilizer dart. 

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This week we're joined by our pal Hollywood Howard. We talk about our favorite feel good makeover shows and the highly anticipated Steven Stark summer comedy tour. 

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This week our old friend James joins us. We talk about James' recent stay in a mental hospital and why you should never prepay a male hustler. 

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This week we talk all about what happens to women when they can't have babies anymore and why we're too big and hairy for the Grindr app. 

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This week we talk about the age cut off for offing yourself and the best unlicensed massage in the city. 

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This week we talk about why Howard Stern is always playing hooky and Arnold Schwarzenegger's glistening muscles. 

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This week Hollywood Howard joins us. We talk about the impact of celestial events and places you can't say cunt. 

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This week we talk about the most eccentric garment ever made and why you should always be skeptical of people who volunteer to catch predators. 

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This week we become koala buddies and list Jason Bateman's entire IMDB page. 

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This week we talk about why Brian's a bad influence and how the Unabomber got so horny.

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Hollywood Howard joins us this week. We talk about the worst Woody Allen movies and how to keep a savage tan all year round. 

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This week we talk about our love for angry broken english and the best places to buy dehydrated fruits! 

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This week our buddy josh from the dog park stops by. We talk about Russian Tinder profile pics ad how Brian's great uncle met his fiery death. 

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This week we talk about the time Brian drank a milkshake in the VIP section and events that we're glad got canceled.

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This week Hollywood Howard and a mystery guest join up. We talk about an angry poem Howard sent The New York Times and why Irish ladies are so bad at holding microphones.  

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This week we talk about things you won't find in a strip club bathroom and the most cutting edge masterbatory devices on the market.

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This week our new pal Steve from Australia calls in to talk about vicious kangaroo stereotypes and the unauthorized Brandon Park memorial bench in his town. 

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This week we talk about what happened to the missing bar mitzvah candy and the dangers of abusing Monster energy drink.  

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Hollywood Howard joins us this week. We talk about things that sound funny in German and pop culture stuff that smart guys don't know. 

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This week we talk about why everyone outside of New York hates New Yorkers and how much faster you can drive when you're going to film an Asian woman masturbating. 

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This week we talk about foods that you need scissors to eat and Jeff from Silk City Hot Sauce calls in to talk about what it was like to be babysat by Glenn Danzig. 

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This week we talk about how much PCP is too much and why a man was so horny that he cut his legs off at the knee.

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This week Howard Yourow joins us. We talk about novelty vasectomy pillows and how many drugs Mick Jagger had to take to get through a political fundraiser. 

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This week we talk about how realtors have all the fun and we rebrand mompov.com.

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This week we talk about the side effects of getting a vasectomy and Oprah's cold and distant stare.

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It's a brand new year! We talk about the secret a lady told Brian in the park and why wealthy people talk so strange. 

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