This week we talk about whether it's better to be a has-been or a never-was also Brian's favorite transgender teenage drama. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about Brian bringing mirth to the Middle East and rate Adam's dateability. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Mike sacks joins us this week to welcome Brian home from the nuthouse. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @michaelbsacks @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

It's our last episode from rehab. We talk about rotary telephones and Brian's bizarre sexual experience at 16. Follow us on Twitter @brainpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Brian and Adam check in this week for an update on Brian's progress in rehab. For the full show this week go to patreon.com/brianmccarthy you'll get today's show and access to the the entire archive. We'll be back with regular shows mid-December!

This week Brian is LIVE from rehab. We talk to his Saudi friend "John" about things we only thought happened in movies. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week Adam gives an update on Brian's recent decision to go to rehab and we listen to a classic Brian McCarthy interview with Jim Jeffries. Follow us On Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Steve Grillo joins us this week. We talk about only being able to commit to women named Colleen and how you can only get AIDS once. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @stevegorilla @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about Brian's big misunderstanding and things you should never say cause they might be taken out of context. Follow us on Twitter at @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

Brian's long-lost friend Tania joins us this week. We talk about how to seduce your maintenance man and care instructions for period panties. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week Brian and Adam talk about amateur dog catching and how long we could bang Sandra Bullock before we got bored. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Flutesy joins us this week. We talk about our new and improved low definition video quality and why amateur is our favorite porn category. follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @flutesy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about Brian's favorite HIV positive pornstar and becoming a late-in-life gay man. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Joanne Nosuchinsky joins us this week. We talk about pageant queen bikini secrets and how many Norwegians it take to screw in a lightbulb. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @jonosuchinsky @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.   

This week we talk about the way Brian likes his sundaes and why sexual predators are more charming with an accent. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

Keanu Thompson and JJ from Michigan join us this week. We talk about all the people we know that hate each other and ask Keanu's mom a lot of invasive questions on the phone. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @keanucthompson @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Stacey Prussman joins us this week. We talk about why her relationship didn't work out and the difference between being a pedophile and just being grabby. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @staceyprussman @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

We're off for Labor Day weekend! This episode was prerecorded on August 2nd with guest Stacey Prussman. We talk about ghosts ruining the wifi and how to know if your hymen is still intact. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @staceyprussman @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Bill Schulz joins us this week. We talk about living in the present, seeming gay but not being gay and less than ideal living situations. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @billschulz. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about how Brian accidentally became a hematologist and why chugging Pinot Grigio at room temperature is the best. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brainmccarthy.  

Brian and Kevin get a divorce and Luisa tries to mediate on behalf of their son Adam. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @flutesy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about things you can do anywhere but only ever do in Vegas and Brian using kindness to ruin a young woman's flight to Vermont. Follow us on Twitter @brinapmccarthy @iambryanmckenna @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week Adam gets stuck on a stalled subway car and Brian gets fired for sneaking snow crabs. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @michaelbsacks @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Garret from Compound Media joins us this week. We talk about the worst baby names and rare less effective forms of autism. Follow us on Twitter at @brianpmccarthy @thurdeye @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week Brian tries to help a foreigner find his way and they become best friends. Follow us on Twitter @brainpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Brian McKenna joins us this week. We talk about how to be well adjusted but still hate everyone. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @iambryanmckenna @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about lancing blemishes and how much Brian misses his boners. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

Chrissie Mayr sits in this week. We talk about accidentally getting a couples massage with your dad and sex club etiquette. Follow us on Twitter at @brianpmccarthy @chrissiemayr @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Stacey Prussman and Mike Sacks join us this week. We talk about the strangest things we've had intercourse with and about how Stacey's father's head fell off. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @michaelbsacks @staceyprussman @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about people that Brian doesn't want procreating and Adam getting a full face tattoo. Follow us on Twitter @brainpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about having an argument while you're inside of a woman and what they do with all of the extra pandas at the San Diego Zoo. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Our pal Mike Sacks joins us this week. We talk about guys that have no legs but still do well with chicks and a death at a place that isn't really called Tito's. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @michaelbsacks @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about waking up in the woods and ways to talk yourself out of a threesome. Follow us on Twitter @brainpmccarthy @kerenkardashian @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Stacey Prussman joins us this week for the 46th anniversary of Brian McCarthy being alive! We talk about "anchor baby" porn and learn how to make eight bucks the hard way. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @staceyprussman @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brainmccarthy.

Luisa joins us this week to talk about the many qualities she looks for in a man and why Brian quit Sigma Chi in the early nineties. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @flutesy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brainmccarthy.

Keanu Thompson joins us this week. We talk about growing up in the explosions business and the kind of charming that Brian is. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @keanucthompson @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

Kevin Brennan joins us this week. We talk about how people used to have worse breath and longer stories.  Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @kevinbrennan @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Bryan McKenna joins us this week. We talk about things Eddie Ifft isn't jealous of and Brian doesn't NOT tell the transgender flight attendant story again. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @iambryanmckenna @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.  

Christy Monroe and her new boyfriend join us this week to talk about the worst place to get hummus in New York City and why you should never look in the backseat. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @thongtherapist @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about jerking off on MDMA and how not to sell cars. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @compoundamerica @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Mike Sacks joins us this week. We talk about airplane etiquette and reluctantly proposing marriage. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @michaelbsacks @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Luisa joins us this week. We talk about what flutes are going for these days and why men always want to come to the rescue. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @flutesy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Eric Nagel joins us this week to talk about offshore archiving and what really happens on Twitch. Follow us on Twitter @brainpmccarthy @erockradio @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Stacey Prussman joins us this week. We talk about how to make money with your feet and guys she doesn't remember sleeping with in the 90's. Follow us on Titter @brianpmccarrthy @staceyprussman @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk way to long about the Diff'rent Strokes pedophile episode and how we're using our tongues improperly. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about Brian's older gay Russian benefactor and how to successfully go crazy on the internet. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy

This week we talk about why people crying makes good TV and Brian becoming a Scientologist for the day. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

Mike Sacks joins us this week. We talk about Canadian bathhouses and Brian's days as a barker on The Block in Baltimore. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @michaelbsacks @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy 

Stacey Prussman joins us this week. We talk about intimacy issues, buddy booths and why porn should drop the acting and just fuck already. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @staceyprussman @adamhiniker and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy   

This week we talk about behind the scenes of women's wet wrestling and how to bribe a rental car guy. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy

Wendi Starling joins us this week. We talk about effective sales techniques and how to become a sugar daddy. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @wendistarling @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/brianmccarthy

We're live from Comic Strip Live this week. We talk about key parties and why New Year's Eve is a bullshit amateur holiday. Follow us on Twitter @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker and get bonus episodes and support the show at patreon.com/brianmccarthy