This week we're joined by Hollywood Howard. We talk about lowering the age of consent for the holidays and the time Gabriel Byrne really fucked Brian on that rug deal.

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This week we learn why you shouldn't talk about Nazi stuff on-set and how to assimilate with the Chicano's in Albaquerque.

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This week we talk about the life skills they should teach in highschool and why all the hottest guys work a Club Monaco.

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This week we're joined by Vic Lagina. We talk about when to give up on your pothead girlfriend's rap career and how he became a celebrated porn producer by accident.  

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This week we talk about hot christian girls from Appalachia and Brian's sordid automotive history. 

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This week Adam's mom explains lesbianism and Brian get shaken down by a drifter. 

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This week we're joined by Hollywood Howard. We talk about the 24-hour news cycle and starting an OnlyFans page at an advanced age. 

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This week we're joined by Addis Fouché. We talk about excessive ass eating on boats and the often overlooked "mentorship" option on seeking.com

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This week we're joined by our friend Paco. We talk about the resale value of an average coffee table and our favorite PAWGs.   

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This week we talk about the future of boner pills and how to properly clear a tracheotomy hole. 

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This week we're joined by Sarah Screams. We talk about singing opera mostly naked in public and what it's like to be a human cuckoo clock.

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This week we talk about all-inclusive resorts and pitch a new travel series hosted by Andrew Dice Clay. 

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This week Hollywood Howard joins us. We talk about the grifter Brian met on Park Avenue and why it pays to have a constitutional lawyer represent you in small claims court. 

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This week we talk about the best stripclubs in upstate New York and why sometimes you have to sink a canoe to prove a point. 

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This week we're joined by pornstar/podcaster/musician, Small Hands. We talk about the dangers of jealousy in relationships and why sometimes you have to give a blowjob on a first date for research. 

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This week we're joined by legendary porn actress Joanna Angel. We talk about being asked to leave a boy boy girl threesome, writing erotic fiction and becoming sexy because you're scorned. 

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This week we're joined by our favorite listener, Ted. We talk about why there are no nutty religious people with large families in England and the many ways prison is just like The Shining.

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This week we talk about the conditions in Scandinavian prisons and talk to Nick Novicki about the new Snow White remake and it's lack of dwarfs. 

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This week we talk about the difference between a butler and a man servant and give some great recommendations for local hot spots. 

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This week we're joined by Richard Press. We talk about how J. Press came to be in 1902, dressing Dick Cavett in the 70s and what it's like to double date with Frank Sinatra.   

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This week we're joined by Keanu Thompson. We talk about Catholicism fetishes and the time Brian accidentally helped a community theater actor commit statutory rape. 

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This week our friend Kate and her mother-in-law Vicki join us. We talk about her tragic history with guys named Dave and what it's like when your daughter and husband come out at the same time. 

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This week we're joined by Lucy Hart. We talk about likely places to find people into blood play and what it was like being fit for a brand new asshole. 

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This week we're joined by our good friend Howard. We talk about really important political stuff and the time Brian met Wink Martindale.

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This week we're joined by Emma Rose. She answers every single question about being trans that has ever existed, in under 60 minutes.

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This week we talk to Brian's friend Lauren about what it's like to be a white girl living in Gifu Japan, how to pick up a teppanyaki chef, what "love hotel" to go to and what those last two things even mean?! Join the Patreon for the rest of the conversation! patreon.com/brianmccarthy

This week we talk about and why too many tattoos make us limp and how to avoid being raped by albinos in prison. 

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This week we talk all about Brian's 50th birthday trip to the Dominican Republic, the strange man that came with their Airbnb and why there's a pommel horse at the gay bar but no one seems to be doing gymnastics. 

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This week we're joined by Bret Raybould. We talk about what inspired Race: The Movie: The Play and the single greatest jazz lyric of all time. 

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This week we talk about prison cookbooks and Brian accidentally hires armed security for his entire entourage. 

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This week we're joined by Sara Jay. We talk about playing the neighbor in stepmom porn, the many ways to use CBD and we all agree that anal is gross. 

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This week we talk about evading the Albanian mafia and why you should never trust the older boys at work.

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This week we talk about Brian overcoming his childhood fears and why they love his particular brand of bullshit in Tampa. 

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This week we're joined by Joslyn Jane. We talk about growing up as the only white person in Miami and why guys are so horny for cars that won't start. 

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This week we're joined by Rubylynne. We talk about her late in life career change and why a good date night should end with being spit-roasted 

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This week we're joined by Hollwood Howard. We talk about our many ailments and have a major altercation over mashed potatoes. 

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This week we're joined by Ralph Sutton. We talk about how discovering rock music changed his life and the many benefits of knowing all the strippers. 

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This week we talk about the opioid crisis and how Bert Kreischer is a really well adjusted guy without any problems.

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This week we're joined by Gerard Damiano Jr. We talk about why the nice girls are sometimes the wildest and Gerard's work to get his father's film Deep Throat included in the Library of Congress. #VoteThroat

For more on Gerard's work: votethroat.com and Twitter @DeepThroatFilm

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This week we talk about public transit in LA and the time Brian paid to have Dustin Diamond's locks changed. 

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This week, former UK police detective Nina Hobson joins us. We talk about the importance of stab vests as a police officer in England, seeing her first dead body and why they're still cleaning brains from the church tower in Leicestershire.

Check out Nina's podcast: Code Name Siren

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This week we talk about being massaged by men and why you should always be skeptical of older boys at work. 

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This week we talk about what a taking a "doggy bag" really means and why Miami is where dreams go to die. 

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